July 25, 2008

Doom [hotel complaint log entry], i wrote this this morning.

I knew it could sense my impending arrival. The realization that it's doom was at hand sent it into panic mode, but there was nothing it could do. The toilet in room 300 made a valiant attempt at resistance, but ultimately its efforts proved to be futile as my mighty plunger banished it to the depths of hell.

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